I have so many feelings about this weeks roundup of sex news. SO. MANY. FEELINGS.

• Facebook blocks famous nude artwork and feels the internet’s ire (Mashable)

On Tuesday, Facebook decided to block a video advertisement, stating that the ad violated their guidelines around sexual content.

However, the ad was merely for a collection of artwork to be auctioned off and the “sexual content” was actually a piece of artwork.

Mossgreen, the auction house in Australia who’s behind the ad, has spoken out against Facebook’s ban. Mossgreen’s chief executive, Paul Summer, told The Guardian, “I can’t quite believe it, to be honest. I feel I’m not living in the 21st century. It’s like Facebook are living in the 1950s.”

The specific piece of art in question is “Women Lovers” by Charles Blackman. The piece features two nude women laying next to each other. One of the women’s breasts is exposed, but all other genitalia are not.

I like this painting.

Facebook is stupid.

• Male Chiropractor Who Invented the Menstrual Product of Our Nightmares Is Stunned By the Backlash (Friendly Atheist)

Hey, menstruators of the world! Are you looking for a product that is both horrifying and totally ineffective? Well, a Kansas chiropractor may have just what you need!

Introducing Mensez “Feminine Lipstick!” A “lipstick” that just straight-up glues your labia shut so that none of that icky menstrual fluid can get out!

Daniel Dopps‘ patent for the product was just published last month, and it suggests that he truly believes that this product can totally revolutionize the menstrual marketplace and be swiftly scooped up by Procter & Gamble or Kimberly-Clark or some other company that makes and markets “feminine hygiene” products.

The way Mensez works is that you just slide it on and then walk around with your labia stuck together all day until you have to pee, at which point your urine unsticks the glue and all your menstrual fluid just comes out along with your pee. (You know, because both of those things come from the same opening.)

Oh God. Oh God. Oh God. Oh God. Oh God. Oh God. Oh God.

• Will Mia Khalifa Keep Her Promise Of Giving A BJ To Donald Trump Voters? (iLyke)

Porn star Mia Khalifa was one of the few women in “entertainment” that actually supported new president Donald Trump, even going so far as to make a major promise to those who supported him as well.

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Mia said she didn’t want people to vote for a ‘criminal’, so she offered everyone who voted for Trump a blow job as well. We guess they really thought she’d be a master at oral, cause he’s now the next president of the United States.

IT’S ALL HER FAULT!

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Nicki Minaj wore an asymmetrical jacket/shirt/thing that completely exposed one of her boobs while attending an Haider Ackerman fashion show and all is well with the world. For a moment I was actually able to forget about the impending doom.

You too can zone out and experience a moment a bliss and all you’ve got to do is take a gander at this pictures and stare at Nicki’s perfect right left boob.

You better believe that all the Peepz at the Haider Ackerman show were too busy trying not to look at Nicki’s chest to notice any of the clothes on stage. Nicki’s right left boob managed to eclipse an entire fashion show and for good reason.

Have you looked at Nicki Minaj‘s chest lately? It’s pretty damn perfect.

I hope this style catches on. People should wear clothes that expose one or two of their boobs more often. I even like the shorts Nicki is wearing, but what they fuck is up with that visor?! It looks like what someone in the ’90s thought people in the future would wear.

If we’ve learned anything from the ’90s is that they were completely wrong about the future. Completely. Wrong. Except global warming. People from the ’90s got that one right.

P.S. Goddammit, I kept mixing up Nicki’s right and her left in this post. I clearly suffer from some kind of undiagnosed learning disability. Is it possible to have just a touch of dyslexia?

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Okay, at first I thought I was looking at a cow. I mean, look at the size and the coloring! But then I realized that’s not what a cow looks like. My brain had to do a few twist and turns before I finally came to the conclusion that that black and white beast is in fact a Great Dane.

Those dogs are HUGE!

I like dogs (puppies are the cutest!), but ever since some random dude sent me a link on Twitter of people doing things to dogs no dog should ever have to endure I can’t quite bring myself to look at a dog in the eye.

I’ve learned two things from that experience. One, don’t click random links unless you know what you’re going to see on the other end. Two, people are degenerates.

What I’m trying to say here is that that dog’s muzzle is just a tad too close to Joelle Lombardi’s nipple for comfort. Oh, I mean, the Great Dane was probably treated like a king and Joelle looks comfortable enough lying on her back, but I’m not comfortable looking at it.

That said, the rest of the photoshoot is giving me reason to live. I feel like photographers and fashion pornographers are starting to show more diversity in the types of bodies they work with and I live for that kind of shit. It’s not often that you see a woman with Joelle’s level of muscle mass pose for a series of sexy shots with a renown photographer like Steven Klein.

I’m gonna start doing pushups tomorrow, because strong is sexy as hell!

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If I had to point to a moment in time when Olivia Munn officially became one of my favorite hotties, I would point to the photoshoot she did for Maxim Magazine in 2011. Although I like to think of myself as a geek I wasn’t really aware of Olivia’s Munn rise to fame on Attack of the Show, the Maxim photoshoot is what did it for me.

She’s just so damn sexy!

Trying to explain what makes someone sexy is a difficult endeavor. Attraction is a slippery beast to pin down. I’ve blogged about a lot of women over the years and they’re all beautiful in their own way. I love Daisy Lowe’s fair skin, but I love Olivia Munn’s tan skin, so it’s not like you can say that skin tone makes a difference.

I love Miley Cyrus’s small tits, but I love Kate Upton’s huge tits… You see where I’m going with this right?! It’s not always about specific physical attributes. Sure, I love freckles and Olivia Munn’s freckles make me feel all warm inside, but is that what makes her so attractive?

Olivia has a lot of conventionally attractive features, but so does Melania Trump and there’s nothing about her I find attractive. Olivia Munn has a certain spark about her (Melania Trump might have had that spark at one point in her life, but her husband snuffed it out long ago) and her eyes literally sparkle with wit and intelligence.

Gah, these pictures are so hot. They’ve sent me down an Olivia Munn internet k-hole. I’ll be back. Never.

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Adriana Chechik and Lana Rhoades are driving me nuts right now. Fuck, I wish I was home right now so I could rub one out real quick. Ha! That reminds me of a Lily Labeau interview I read last night where she explains that when she gets turned on she just starts rubbing herself over her pants and makes herself herself cum once or twice before moving to the bedroom. That what I feel like doing right now.

@daynafrazer #bighousediary

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Dayna Frazer is so pretty she should be a model. Oh wait…

All I need is your face to be my chair!!

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Lily Labeau needs a face to sit on.

Celebrating International Women’s Day at the OBGYN

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Ali Michael celebrated Women’s Day by going to the OBGYN, so just know that seconds after this picture was taken Ali had a speculum in her vagina.

Https://www.patreon.com/IngridMouth Despite what this irrelevant ass might lead you to believe, I’d like to start making movies that aren’t necessarily pornographic. Cobbled this Patreon page together during my insomniac hours on this NY trip, and will continue evolving it into something presentable. Thanks for checking it out, and thanks for following and encouraging me up to this point!

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Ingrid Mouth is making me want to buy a wold mask and glove.

Don’t forget to join PennyPaxLive.com & lemme know when you do cuz I’m following back all my members!!

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Penny Pax has incredible eyes.

it’s sad that the discourse surrounding dance is so misogynistic. a lot of dance moves that are deemed “slutty” are really great ways to stretch and strengthen your hips, legs, and so on. get in touch with ur body//get in touch with ur mind 🦋 value ur subject self! reject the colonialized patriarchal ideology that only values our object self and forces us to disassociate/ alienate/ reject our subject self … our person… and in turn others.

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Rachel Sullivan is onto something here. I want all the dancers to start wearing socks and turtlenecks.

Never going home . #costarica #sunkissed #pool #tropical #vacation

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Riley Reid is clearly a goddess.

– J’ai baissé les armes, alors prends-moi avec grâce, fût-ce la dernière félonie dont mes yeux seront témoin.- Les misères et déboires d’un artisan-assassin.

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Billie Jane is my French crush.

You can only pick one ☝️ which one ?

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Blacked Official makes it hard, but I pick the middle one.

#tushytuesday #teamtexasstuesday

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Alexis Texas does great things with her tushy.

More face pictures 🥀

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Lana Rhoades is holy fucking hell. Seriously, when I saw these pics I literally said: “Are you kidding me?” She’s just so beautiful.

Went to the Brazzers Doctor, because I just can’t stop getting wet.

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Marley Brinx needs a doctor.

My entire life basically centers around trying to consume the maximum amount of garlic bread while still being allowed to take photos like this. (: @greglansky // : @_mel_makeup_)

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Carter Cruise has the same goals as me. Well, the eating part at least.

Nothing About Us Without Us

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Mia Li is so damn sexy it kind of hurts.

#internationalwomensday

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This is not Mia Khalifa, but I saw this pic on her Insta and I like it.

You already know where to get your chill but comfy tings @fashionnova . Make sure you use my code “XOTori” for a discount

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Tori Hughes has curves for days.

Tuesday nights with @keithberry949 See the rest at https://onlyfans.com/xnicoleanistonx

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Nicole Aniston has moves and she’s not afraid to use them.

New online story. @shannonleeheberlein by @alexandertull for #PMAGAZINE Follow the rest of this series: www.pmagazine.co

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Shannon Lee Heberlein likes to sit in the shower.

Leather and Lace @bratnasty69 @lanarhoades #Tushy by @greglansky

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Adriana Chechik & Lana Rhoades are two of the most beautiful women I’ve ever seen.

@dasha_ddd1 ❤ @radicalchitty @elenagentilemuah @imgmodels @starsystem @jeremieroux @alzaia192 @godsavequeens_official

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Emanuele Ferrari is yup.

Snow fall @leannabartlett @dreamstatelive @yandy

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Is Dreamstate even a name?

@sarahaburns styled by @bronone

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Sarah Burns is showing her nipples on Instagram.

Must.befriend.her. #phworthy #internationalwomensday

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Pornhub has a sense of humor.

Today, wear red to support all the badass women in your life. #DayWithoutAWoman. Click the link in our bio to learn more.

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Playboy celebrates Women’s Day with women who wear red.

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“What the world needs now is more redheads, sweet redheads. It’s the only thing that there’s just too little of. What the world needs now is more redheads, sweet redheads. No not just for some but for everyone.

Lord, we don’t need another blonde. There are boobs and bums enough to climb. There are thighs and stomachs enough to cross. Enough to last ’till the end of time.

What the world needs now is more redheads, sweet redheads. It’s the only thing that there’s just too little of. What the world needs now is more redheads, sweet redheads. No, not just for some but for everyone.”

It’s strange but I never realized Dionne Warwick was such a fan of gingers. You can hear the same song over and over again, but you never pay attention to the lyrics. Then one day, everything makes sense.

I feel that way about Elle Alexandra. She’s been in the industry since 2011, but I never really noticed her before now, which is a shame, because as a redhead she’s basically my favorite already.

*several hours later*

Sorry, I just got lost in a see of redhead on redhead porn. My concentration is shot. Me no longer write so good.

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Check out this video of Elle Alexandra courtesy of Pornhub:

Oh and this video of Elle Alexandra and Leanna Decker:

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Do famous people use Tinder? I have a feeling Colin Farrell would totally swipe right if he came across my profile. Just kidding, I’m not on Tinder. I’m old school, I like to pick people up off the street. You’re much less likely to meet a psycho that way.

• Tinder Select is a secret, members-only version of the app (Tech Crunch)

Tinder has been operating a members-only version of the platform called Tinder Select, which is meant to serve only the elite users on the app, including CEOs, super models, and other hyper-attractive/upwardly affluent types.

One source who was using the app said it’s “for celebrities and people who do really well on Tinder.”

It appears that Tinder has invited people to the platform, some of whom have the ability to ‘nominate’ others. But those who were nominated can’t nominate anyone else, which prevents the members-only layer of the app from spreading uncontrollably. It’s unclear exactly how Tinder decides who gets invited and who doesn’t, but the common thread among those on the Select app is that they’re generally attractive and relatively high-profile.

Gross. A select version for the rich and pretty people?! Make me barf already.

• A Hilarious Map Showing What People Used To Call Syphilis (Hint: After Whatever Country They Hated The Most) (Digg)

Where did syphilis come from? Well, if you asked a Frenchman about the disease back in the day, he’d tell you it was the Italian Disease — while an Italian would insist it was actually the French Disease (as would a Spaniard). Meanwhile, the Portuguese had a pretty good idea who was to blame for the affliction: the Spanish.

And so it went on and on, as illustrated by this hilarious map showing what syphilis was called before it was known as “syphilis.”

Damn the French and their crotch rotting diseases!

• This smart condom ring will track your sexual activity (Wareable)

The i.Con Smart Condom, which is actually a ring that fits over your regulation jacket, was first announced last year and is now available to pre-order and claims to be the world’s first device of its kind.

So what does it actually measure? Well, according to the folks over at British Condoms, the device will clear up any queries you have regarding thrust velocity and pace, how many calories you’ve burned, skin temperature and girth.

And just in case you have trouble with the ever-tricky areas of counting and short-term memory, the wearable will also let you know how many positions you managed to get through and, well, how many times you’ve just had sex.

If that wasn’t enough information displayed on the companion app, there’s also a competitive element involved, with your stats being stacked against the rest of the world — a great move for those looking to rapidly drain their self-esteem.

i.Con is not a great name. I feel like I’m about to be conned into having sex with someone.

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I’m kidding, I’m sure a lot of people care about HBO’s new miniseries “Big Little Lies.” I saw a few previews and it looked pretty good, but I don’t have HBO and I already have too many shows on my dance card already, so I didn’t really investigate further.

The premise is pretty cool, though. Who doesn’t want to watch a TV show about: “three mothers of first graders, whose apparently perfect lives unravel to the point of murder?” That’s television gold right there. Add to that Nicole Kidman’s boobs and you’ve got a winner.

Tom Cruise ruined Nicole Kidman. For a while there, post-divorce Kidman was a botoxed blonde who was barely recognizable. I blame Scientology.

I don’t know why or how Scientology is to blame, but I blame it anyway. Clearly they brainwashed Nicole into thinking she has to tinker with her looks. Not only did post-Tom Cruise nicole go nuts with the botox and the bleach, but she also got breast implants.

I had no idea Kidman had fake books, but looking at that GIF it’s impossible to deny. The proof is in the pudding. Natural boobs just don’t look that round and hard. Nope. I still appreciate seeing them. I just wish they were more squishy.

From the same show, I also threw in a picture of what could be Shailene Woodley’s ass. Then again, it could be a body double.

Personally, I have never understood people’s obsession with Shailene Woodley. I find her kind of boring. As a person and as an actress. She’s got a nice ass, though. I approve of that ass… whoever’s ass it is. Shailene or body double, either way, it’s good.

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Is this Shailene Woodley’s ass:

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Did you guys hear about the man who died buried under a six ton pile of dirty magazines? I was really hoping it was true, because what a way to die! Turns out it was fake news.

• Contrary to What You Learned in Sex Ed, You Can Get Pregnant While Pregnant (Science of Us)

the New York Times has busted that myth with a crazy little piece of medical information: Actually, you can get pregnant while already pregnant, a cosmic prank known in scientific terms as “superfetation.”

“Ordinarily, the release of eggs ceases once a woman is pregnant,” the Times wrote in its Science Q&A column, “and the hormonal and physical changes of pregnancy work together to prevent another conception.” But sometimes, for reasons scientists don’t fully understand, the hormones that stop another pregnancy from occurring don’t get the memo about the first one. And even then, as Scientific American has explained, superfetation occurs if and only if a series of “seemingly impossible events” takes place: “Ovulation must take place during an ongoing pregnancy, semen must somehow find its way through the blocked cervix to the oviduct, via the occupied uterus and finally, the conceptus has to successfully implant itself in an unsuspecting already-occupied uterus.

Mind blown.

• How The Mob Introduced Americans To Oral Sex (Ozy)

Then came an offer we couldn’t refuse. Mario Puzo’s classic novel The Godfather was published in 1969, and it made an indelible impact on American cultural life. The mobster replaced the cowboy in the popular imagination, people started talking about horse heads and “Godfather tucks” (you’ll have to Google that one), and blow jobs were, as the late Christopher Hitchens once observed in his memorable essay “As American as Apple Pie,” “suddenly for real men.” Hitchens singles out this key passage from The Godfather about mob-connected crooner Johnny Fontane:

And the other guys were always talking about blow jobs … and he really didn’t enjoy that stuff so much … He and his second wife had finally not got along, because she preferred the old sixty-nine too much to a point where she didn’t want anything else and he had to fight to stick it in. She began making fun of him and calling him a square and the word got around that he made love like a kid.

Suddenly the blow job was a hetero man’s game, even if did not suit emasculated entertainers like Fontane. And, almost as if they had decided to strike while the iron was hot, members of New York’s Colombo crime family bankrolled Deep Throat, a pornographic film shot over several days in January 1972. Though its star, Linda Lovelace, would later claim she was forced by her abusive husband to perform the deeds that would make her famous, the 61-minute film became a national sensation — and even more of a household name once the title was used to identify Woodward and Bernstein’s secret Watergate source.

Thank you Mob. Thank you.

• Hello, Westworld: Sex Doll Brothel Opens In Barcelona (The Huffington Post)

In the first known brothel of its kind, a Barcelona establishment is offering erotic sessions with sex dolls only.

Clients of the “agency” will have to pony up $127 an hour for a sex session with one of four big-breasted Lumi Dolls: blond Kati, Asian-featured Lili, dark-skinned Leiza and anime model Aki, who wears her blue hair in ponytails.

Why sex dolls?

For one thing, the silicone dolls are expensive to own — costing at least $5,500 — not to mention embarrassing to have around the house. In addition, having sex with a doll is not, technically, cheating on a spouse.

“They are totally realistic dolls both in their movements and in their ‘feel,’ and they will allow you to fulfill all your fantasies without limits,” promises the website for the Lumi models.

Weird. I kind of want to try one, though. That’s probably not anatomically possible, but whatever. Do they have male sex dolls?

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I had a whole intro planned for this post, but then I forgot it. Every. Single. Word. Gone. I hate it when that happens. There I was doing the dishes and I thought of something brilliant I wanted to write. It was all composed in my head and then when I finally got to my laptop it all disappeared. Not a trace left.

Wait a minute while I look for an excuse… right, let’s say that upon staring at Bianca Mihoc beauty I was struck dumb and all the words were gone. Bye bye words.

Clearly my brain was made of spongy cheese before I ever set eyes on Bianca Mihoc (see all my previous posts for proof), but that doesn’t mean her beauty is any less dangerous for those of you who still have a brain left to strike dumb.

One look at Bianca and you might lose all conscious thought. Forget trying to impress your friends with all your scholarly language and intellectual theories. You’ll be lucky if you remember to keep your jaw shut to stop the flow of drool.

I just looked up the photographer and of course it’s David Bellemere. The guy is a genius. As far as I’m concerned, he’s a magicien, because he makes all of his models approximately ten times more attractive.

I didn’t say ten times more beautiful, because, for example, Bianca is beautiful all the time no matter who the photographer is, but David Bellemere has made her ten times more enticing. I don’t just look at these pictures and think she’s beautiful, I look at these pictures and want to touch her.

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I need a new Stoya in my life.

Original Stoya is still alive and well, but her output, whether it be porn or writing, has drastically reduced in the last year or so. Even her tweets and Insta posts are few and far between.

I just don’t get enough Stoya in my life. I need more to sustain me.

Is the new Stoya waiting for me among these Insta hotties?

That profile @therealkendrasunderland #Blacked by @greglansky

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Kendra Sunderland

Let’s get lost @lanarhoades #Tushy by @greglansky

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Lana Rhoades

But have you ever seen this scene?! #pov #poolside

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Kayden Kross

Still a few copy’s left of this beautiful issue with @rachelc00k by @robertvoltaire #treatsmagazine #issue10

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Rachel Cook

#tb w @lesaamoore #fierce #fashion #bw #model #hot #metal #potd

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Julia Lescova

@si_swimsuit 2016 by @marquisphoto

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Mia Kang

Can’t wait for this scene to drop! I made @mistylovelace a warm bubble bath with rose petals 🛁 Shot by @billyvisualxx for @realitykings #WeLiveTogether #RK #JennaSativa

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Jenna Sativa

#ad Redefining cleavage over here with the @sneakyvaunt pushup! Cannot believe I get all this and it’s backless and strapless… If you’ve got it … VAUNT IT!

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Amber Rose

mmm finger licking good #charlottestokely

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Charlotte Stokely

miss those late night fittings w @marc.e and @owengould

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Barbara Palvin

#gayana_model

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Gayana Bagdasaryan

Italian Vogue ⚡️@aidenmatthewcohen

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Haley Bennett

Really loved this collaboration with beautiful ladies @hanahaley @dollymilk @madame__ette Full story featured on @sticks_and_stones_agency http://www.sticksandstonesagency.com/sheer-beauty-hana-haley/

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Madame Ette

i’m going to disneyland today! if ur there come say hi

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Charlotte Mckee

Ass ass ass . That’s what you guys like – right ?

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Joanna Angel

Can’t believe I’m heading to Europe tomorrow it’s a shame I’m not heading into summer over there hahaha but I’m feeling the vibes anyway @michaelawain #shotbyme #photographer @bonniecee #eurobound #readyforwinter #photoshoot #fashionphotography #bonnieceephotography

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Bonnie Cee

Aveces todavía pienso mucho en ti

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Bodine Koehler

1-800-SEX-SELLS @sahararayswim

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Sahara Ray

Enjoy the Snow!! @dionitabbers from my new book #heimat #taschen coming soon styling @susannekoelmel

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Dioni Tabbers

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Before getting into good ol’ regular hardcore porn, Lyra Law worked as a dominatrix out of her own dungeon in downtown L.A. I mention this, because when Lyra did her first interviews at AVN in 2015 she hadn’t even shot her first scenes yet, but it wasn’t like the tall, leggy blonde was a stranger to the XXX scene.

In fact, Lyra had been considering a career in porn since she was 16-years-old. It’s not exactly clear how her religious and strict upbringing led to this career choice, but I’ve got a few theories. God is clearly a pervert.

Jesus.

Almost on our way to Texas for @WickedPictures . A Texas throw back #thesoultheifvision pic.twitter.com/jCG2Ccyz57

— L y r a L a w (@lyralawxxx) March 18, 2017

Lyra Law is HAWT! She’s also a self-proclaimed weirdo. In her free time, you’ll find her riding horses, making puppets, and reading up on taxidermy.

Apparently, Lyra gave her first blowjob when she was 12 or 13. She asked the older brother of one of her friend’s to show her how it’s done, so that when she went out into the wild giving head she would know how it’s done. This is the kind of dedication Lyra brings to her scenes.

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The Fappening Part Two is happening as I’m sure you’ve heard by now. I’m conflicted. On one hand, I want to share the pics, because I’m a perv and that shit generates a lot of traffic, but on the other hand I don’t know how I feel about perpetuating the whole let’s-violate-someone’s-privacy shtick.

That said, have you guys seen Amanda Seyfried’s boobs? Ah-ma-zing!

• Pornhub Says It Will Plow Snow in Boston for Free (Boston Magazine)

When Boston plow truck drivers get to work clearing snow during tomorrow’s big storm, they’ll have some help—from Pornhub.

Pledging to assist anyone who “wants to get plowed,” the adult entertainment site says it is sending out a fleet of branded trucks to clean the city’s streets and parking lots for free.

“The Pornhub team understands that by this time of year, most cities have run up their budget in snow removal,” Pornhub Vice President Corey Price tells Boston, “and we thought we’d lend a hand in getting our fans plowed.”

The cheeky service, which is only being offered in Boston and New Jersey, is slated to begin when the flakes start falling overnight and continue for the duration of the storm, Price says. Each of the trucks—he says there are more than two dozen of them—will have the porn website’s black, white, and orange logo on their plows and doors.

Did you get plowed by Pornhub?

• Space Sex Is Serious Business (FiveThirtyEight)

NASA says no humans have had sex in space. There’s nothing other than speculation to suggest otherwise. (Well, speculation and a vague sense that we would want to try it, given half a chance.) But you aren’t a total junior-high pervert for wondering. Sex — or, rather, reproduction — has piqued the curiosity of scientists, too. When they went to space together, Lee and Davis even spent some time artificially inseminating frog eggs for the greater good. (So, somebody got lucky on that trip. Sort of.)

If the future of humanity is written in the stars, and if we’re really serious about permanent human settlement on Mars, then we need to know what happens when this basic biological function is taken beyond the confines of the planet on which it evolved. And this is about more than just sex. Experts say that whether and how reproduction works is just one of a number of medical and biological questions related to long-duration space travel to which we need better answers and more, more-diverse data. Right now, anybody who wants to take a human to Mars for a trip that would last a minimum of nearly two years is, in many ways, flying blind.

I don’t know if I believe no one has had sex in space yet, especially since there was a married couple all up in NASA’s business.

• Yes, Porn Is Kinkier Than It Used to Be. It’s Also More Feminist, Varied, and Inclusive (Hit & Run)

In any event, the ostensible rise of rough porn is just a symptom of a larger truth: that there’s more porn of all kinds out there. More female-produced and women-friendly porn. More lesbian porn aimed at lesbians, not straight men. More “radical transgender kink.” More political porn parodies. More “amateur” porn studios. More web-camming sites. More web-savvy women making money on their own websites and social media accounts. More virtual reality porn and gadgets. More fetish porn of all sorts. And so on.

This not only means that there’s more erotic entertainment out there for a diverse range of tastes, it means we see a much more diverse range of people represented in erotic entertainment. As Cosmopolitan notes, “the public perception of what a porn star looks like is shifting.” A busty, blonde white woman who likes men will still do well in today’s porn industry, but so can people with a range of body types and sexualities, from diverse racial and ethnic backgrounds. There’s a lot less plastic surgery, a lot less cookie-cutter sex appeal. By many accounts, racism and other forms of discrimination still permeate the porn industry, and this isn’t to discount that. But at the very least there’s also evidence that representation is getting better.

Silver lining.

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Long dark hair, striking eyebrows, piercing eyes, fair skin, pouty red lips… I mean this is my high school fantasy girl come to life, I tell ya. And with a spanking fetish to boot. I’m pretty much in heaven.

Oh, I’m reminded of a story in Alison Tyler’s Wonderland where little riding hood is a college student who gets in trouble with a bookstore owner with a wolfish grin and a spanking fetish. Man, that story was hot. I really liked the fact that he spanked her bottom with a leather bound copy of Grimm’s Fairy Tales.

I need to track down that book again and revisit that tale with an image of Pxie permanently affixed in my mind’s eye. She’s definitely the little red riding hood type. Only, the all grown up version!

In the photo gallery you can see a photoshoot I swiped from The Life Erotic where Pxie models for a photographer by the name of Higinio Domingo. So far Pxie has done two photoshoots I’m aware of and that’s it. That’s all the information I’ve got.

The information on this woman isn’t exactly plentiful, but I hope we continue to see more of her in the dark and sexy corners of the internet. We need more women like this one in our lives if only to soothe our souls and get our motors running in the cold winter of our discontent.

I’m not depressed, I swear. I’m just channeling Troy Dyer from Reality Bites. Jesus, that guy was an asshole.

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Make it rain. Make it rain. Or, you know, Megan Rain. Megan Rain makes it rain semen. Semen ALL OVER THE PLACE.

Actually, Megan Rain chose that particular moniker, because she kind of looks like Megan Fox and she can squirt like a power hose. Truth be told, I have never seen her squirt so I don’t know if it’s like a power hose or more like a faucet drip. You’ll have to watch a few videos and report back.

I can’t want all the porn, OK!

During her short tenure in porn, Megan’s been nominated for all the awards:

My fave is the Spank Bank Awards where she won Porn’s Next Superstar.

Is Megan Rain porn’s next superstar? I feel like we need one. There’s a distinct lack of porn starlet’s who have been catapulted to XXX super stardom these days. All the big names seem to have taken a step back from the industry at this point in their careers. Except Riley Reed. She’s still doing the Riley Reid shtick.

Megan could very well be the next big thing. She gets my vote… if only because she has the most luxurious labia.

10.

This is the funniest GIF I’ve ever seen.

9.

Yes Mam.

8.

I like trying to imagine what sounds she’s making.

7.

That booty though.

6.

There it is again.

5.

Fuck yeah.

4.

This one could hypnotize me if I started at it long enough.

3.

Rotate that leg.

2.

OH. MY. GOD.

1.

OH. MY. GOD. PART TWO.

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I’m having one of those days where work is making me super horny. Imagine trying to get things done when all you want to do is rub one out? It’s not very productive. I should just give up or turn my office chair into a sex machine. I’m sure I could find a way to strap a dildo to this old chair.

Be right back, going to look for a phallic shaped object and some duct tape.

You cannot possess me for I belong to myself 
But while we both wish it, I give you that which is mine to give (Photo by @freshieisntcool)

A post shared by Kira Noir (@thakiranoir) on Mar 18, 2017 at 3:25pm PDT

Kira Noir is on fire.

Half of the hill kids are legal @loganrae_hill

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Taylor Hill doesn’t have enough boob pictures on her Instagram.

Weekend mode is fully activated right now

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Natalie Jayne Roser is the American dream.

For St. Patty’s Day I preferred to be surrounded by green rather than wear it. Actually that’s just my preference everyday by @stevebitanga

A post shared by Sara Underwood (@saraunderwood) on Mar 17, 2017 at 11:19am PDT

Sara Underwood does hiking the right way.

#gottacatchemall @melodieperrault

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Karla Kush is a weirdo and I love her for it.

It’s “take-your-kitty-to-work” day at @highvoltagetat! ❤

A post shared by Kat Von D (@thekatvond) on Mar 18, 2017 at 5:35pm PDT

Kat Von D‘s cat will rule the universe one day. Say hello to your new cat overlord.

So ready for the weekend. See more of Latvian stunner @beatemuska at the link in bio. by @christophervonsteinbach

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Beāte Muška is stunning. Thank you, Playboy!

All about those comfortable surfaces. @emmaattard // @wolfs__spirit @gypsearoseswim

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Nicole Thorne makes you forget how to breathe.

Rest in Rock ‘N’ Roll

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RIP Chuck Berry.

Some days I am more wolf than woman And I am still learning how to stop apologizing For my wild. Photographer: @lovewhitty Hair and MUA: @makeupbymichellelelia

A post shared by Melissa Lori (@melissalori) on Mar 18, 2017 at 5:35pm PDT

Melissa Lori is the cat’s meow.

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Rachel Yampolsky has a nice shadow butt.

@thestellacox she’s on

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Lana Rhoades & Stella Cox are stellar boner material.

“I find it quite ironic that the most dangerous thing about weed is getting caught with it.” -Bill Murray Thank you so much @invictaphoto for these, I’m so grateful for you as a photographer and a friend. #plantsasmedicine #420 #smokeliftgrow #vegansofinstagram

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Nicole Aniston is the best Aniston.

This could still be a #happyface depending on the situation… #grrbaby #showmeyourteeth

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Romi Rain cleavage is the best cleavage.

When your parents say “no jumping on the bed!” Take off your clothes and body slam the shit out of it! #whatchagonnadomom #thisismybednow #youdontknowme #iwatchedwaytomuchwwfasakid #beforeitwasthewwe #canyousmellwhattherockiscooking

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Abigail Mac is THE BODY.

the less i know the better

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You need to follow Charlotte Mckee. I’m a little bit in love with her.

Classic @junestpaul

A post shared by Sarah McSweeney (@lilmcsweeney) on Mar 18, 2017 at 7:45pm PDT

Sarah McSweeney is a nice warm body on a cold, cold night.

In the past it bothered me when people would comment on my scars… someone once asked me why I would purposely “destroy” myself and continued to reflect on the fact he found that they made me less attractive.. my scars may not be beautiful.. but the story behind them, and the fact that I’m still here to talk about it is. Clinical depression and feelings of suicide are not a joke. So many people suffer in silence every day and let it push them to the edge of feeling there is no other way out. I’m happy to have gone through what I have because I’ve had the opportunity to reach out and help others going through the same struggle. It’s scary and you may feel like it, but you’re never alone. And it’s ok to admit you need help. Whether it’s counseling and therapy, or homeopathic remedies for chemical imbalances.. I’ve done both and it made all the difference. There is always a light at the end of the tunnel. #fightdepression #mentalhealth #selflove #stopsuicide

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Sorry Jessa Rhodes, I didn’t even notice the scars.

ᑭᑌT YOᑌᖇ ᖴᗩITᕼ Iᑎ ᗯᕼᗩT YOᑌ ᗰOᔕT ᗷEᒪIEᐯE Iᑎ❤️-Tᗩᖇᘔᗩᑎ – #slaybacksaturday #paradise

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Tatiania Eriksen is a lizard living out her life on a tree.

Just hangin around at Condé Nast!

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Ashley Graham gives good face.

❤️ @jpaullphoto for @bradangroup. Makeup by @lyndaesparza.

A post shared by Jayden / Michele (@jaydenmichele) on Mar 18, 2017 at 5:19pm PDT

Jayden Michele is boobs to die for.

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Angelina Boyko is clearly winning at this whole Instagram thing.

rise and shine

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Charlotte Stokely has the cutest bum, but OMG she’s pale! She’s iZombie pale!

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You all know Mark Spiegler, right? He’s the man behind Spiegler Girls  one of the top talent agencies in the adult industry. He represents hotties such as Asa Akira, Riley Reid, Annika Albrite, Kira Noir, and AJ Applegate. It’s a good thing his agency is so well regarded, because the dude’s website looks like it was designed by some guy living in his mom’s basement. Shit needs to be updated STAT.

Anyhow, I was looking through Spiegler Girls the other day looking for new faces and that’s where I discovered Honey Gold.

“Spieglergirls don’t get fucked on camera. They DO the fucking!”

It was love at first sight. Honey Gold is GORGEOUS! You’ll invariably notice that she has that Skin Diamond vibe what with her alt style, but Honey is not a pale imitation, she’s her own woman through and through and there’s not one doubt in my mind that she’s about to blowup up all over the porn scene.

Honey Gold made her porn debut in January and her first scene with Burning Angel was released at the beginning of the month of March. That’s right, her first scene isn’t even a month old and people are already going nuts for this woman.

Honey’s first scene was with Small Hands (a.k.a. Joanna Angel’s husband) and at the time of filming he was only the third man she had ever had sex with. Crazy, right? I think it’s kind of cute, apparently she asked Joanna if it was okay and Joanna assured her that the whole have-sex-with-my-husband-while-I-watch-and-direct thing was totally normal. After that, things went really well to hear Honey tell it.

“They didn’t know what to expect from me and I was very thankful they were willing to be the first company to book me,” Gold says. “The chemistry and the dynamic in the scene is absolutely beautiful and one thing I liked about him is he allowed me to be myself because I can be very submissive, but I can also be very dominant.

“And he’s the only guy who let me smack him, ever, in my personal life or on camera. And the thrill of that was exciting. I absolutely loved it. I didn’t know I was capable of doing anything that I did during the scene until I did that scene. Like everything was just kind of carnal instinct which helped make it beautiful.”

Honey’s second scene was a triple blowjob with Chloe Couture, Leigh Raven, and Isiah Maxwell for Throated. You wouldn’t believe it after watching that scene, but that was the first time Honey Gold ever deep-throated someone, especially someone as big as Isiah Maxwell.

I’m not sure how many scenes Honey has done so far, but her fourth and latest scene (as of mid-March) was with Spanish sensation Ramon Nomar for Axel Braun’s Inked 3. I’m kind of curious about that scene, because I read Axel thought it would be funny/sexy if Ramon only spoke to Honey in Spanish the whole time so that she wouldn’t know what to expect and the two could have a really dynamic scene together.

I wish Greg Lansky worked with tattooed pornstars. I’d love to see Honey Gold do a scene for Blacked or Tushy.

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Ah, the good ol’ days of Game of Thrones when the show was fresh enough and exciting enough to inspire a new generation of readers to pick up George R. R. Martin’s epic fantasy series A Song of Ice and Fire. 

These days the show still inspires a legion of rabid fans, but at the same time it has lost a little bit of it’s luster what with the fact that it seems like Martin will never actually get around to writing the next two book in the series.

Will we ever get The Winds of Winter and A Dream of Spring? The release date of TWOW keeps getting pushed back further and further, so at this point it doesn’t seem likely that the last two books of A Song of Ice and Fire will ever see the day.

Die hard fans can at the very least assuage their anxious trepidation for the books by watching the show and die hard fans of the show can await the seventh season by re-watching earlier seasons.

The first three seasons are especially stellar, because they feature one of my favorite characters: Ros, a prostitute of renown beauty played by Esme Bianco. Esme was the breakout star in the first few seasons as far as I’m concerned. Her beauty was only matched by her wit. The fact that she was killed off by that little shit Joffrey was a hard pill to swallow.

One of the best scenes of the entire show is when Littlefinger gives Ros and a new prostitute he just hired for his brothel a little class on how to get it on and get their clients off. It’s freaking hot and creepy and hot. My favorite combo!

Check out this photoshoot Esme Bianco did with Kristoffer Myhre a few years before Game of Thrones ever aired. You can see why they hired her to play Ros.

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Credit card companies are insane. For a really long time I couldn’t get credit, because I fucked up back when I was in uni and I almost had to declare bankruptcy to get out of the mess I had created for myself. Fortunately I didn’t have to go bankrupt, but my credit rating for still shit for a few years.

Not having credit cards was actually kind of great, I learned how to budget my money and I never had any debts. But then came the day when I credit rating wasn’t so bad and I decided to get a card to get my rating back up in case I ever wanted to ask for a car or house loan.

I went from having zero credit cards to two credit cards with a combined limit that just keeps increasing. At first, I told myself I would use it and immediately pay off the balance just so I could accumulate points and get free stuff. That’s how I rolled for a few months, but I slowly started buying more stuff that I could pay back right away and now I’m paying interest on a few thousand dollars.

I’m not in financial shit yet, but I’m at that point where I’ve told myself that I can no longer use my card until I start paying off some of the capital.

The worse is that I didn’t even splurge on something fun and/or substantial. I just bought random junk here and there. With all the money I spent I could have could have brought a picture of Sydney Graham’s boobs to a plastic surgeon and told him to go nuts. Now, there’s a purchase that would have given me some bang for my buck.

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I’m having a weird case of déjà vu as if I’ve already written this post, but I’ve searched through the Peeperz archive and I’ve come up empty handed. I used to get déjà vu a lot, it still happens sometimes, but as a teen/twenty-something-year-old I was sure I had some kind of brain disorder that made me remember things twice.

In this instance, however, I believe what has happened here is that I had planned on writing about Holly Hendrix and then changed my mind. When I plan on writing posts I often just plug in an empty draft with a tittle into the Peeperz word processing platform to remind myself what I want to write about.

Sometimes, though, I don’t get around to actually writing those saved drafts and I end up trashing them and moving on to something new.

Pretty sure that’s what happened here. I definitely planned on writing about Holly Hendrix after she won this year’s AVN award for Best New Starlet, but as is wont to happen I get distracted by fashion boobs or something or other and previously planned drafts get canned.

The other day I came across Holly Hendrix’s Twitter account and I was like “Oh, hot sauce!” And that’s all it took to get me interested again.

Haha, I just googled “Holly Hendrix Burning Anal.” Talk about a typo. I was trying to google “Holly Hendrix Burning Angel” so I could grab a picture of Holly playing Wednesday Addams in Burning Angel’s A Very Adult Wednesday Addams.

Voilà.

I love that series! Seeing a series of hot alt-girls play everyone’s favorite morbid emo girl is a fantasy come true. It’s the Twitter profile pic that got me hooked too:

@BurningAngel @JoannaAngel #NewProfilePic pic.twitter.com/IIXlu3bDyQ

— Holly Hendrix ✨☠️ (@hollyhendrix_) March 10, 2017

The number one thing you’ve got to know about Holly is that’s she’s a nasty little bitch (her words) that is up for everything and anything in porn. She’s wants to do it all, the nastiest most brutal shit only the baddest bitches in porn will even attempt.

Clearly, this girl wants to be the next Adriana Chechik. Hopefully, she doesn’t burn out before she reaches the point in her career where she can win the AVN Best Female Performer of the Year award.

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