Lola Byrd – Peeperz

Christina Geiger is a skier. She’s the first professional skier who’s name I’ve bothered to commit to memory. You can thank Euro Playboy for that, because DAYUM. Have you see this photoshoot? It’s amazing. Christina is gorgeous!

To be honest I was expecting more muscle, because you’ve got to be fit as fuck when you’re a professional athlete, but I’m guessing the magazine photoshopped all the good ish out. We all know that magazines photoshop ladies to look thinner, but did you know they also get rid of muscles that TPTB consider too prominent? Ugh, society.

I like this shoot, because I’m a sucker for soft warm lighting, but also because Christina reminds me of a vintage Bond girl. Can’t you just picture Christina racing down the Alps trying to evade the villains and running into Sean Connery?

The two would share a memorable evening getting warm in a ski lodge and the next day we would find out that Christina is actually a spy from a rival agency, a reveal that would only make her character more interesting. Good ol’ Bond wouldn’t know if he should be disappointed or impressed.

Personally, I would go with impressed, because boobs, butt that’s just me. I’m biased like that.

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It’s been a year since Playboy Magazine (OG edition) decided to do away with nudity in an effort to rebrand the magazine and attract mainstream advertisers. In that time Playboy went with an aesthetic that appealed to a younger crowd. Long gone were the bleached blonde sex doll look-a-likes. These days it’s all about hipster models.

The new aesthetic works, but was it really necessarily to do away with the nudity? Nope. And that’s exactly the conclusion that Chief creative officer Cooper Hefner came to.

— Cooper Hefner (@cooperhefner) February 13, 2017

Cooper Hefner, Hef’s son and the dude currently at the helm of Playboy, is the first to admit that the way they were doing nudes was kinda dated (duh), but doing away with nudity was the wrong choice.

Playboy without nudity just isn’t Playboy anymore.

The March/April 2017 edition of Playboy is bringing back the nudity, because, uh, #NakedIsNormal. It’s a catchy hashtag and that exactly what you’ll see if you buy the latest edition of Playboy. That and Playmate Elizabeth Elam on the cover, because a hashtag doesn’t sell magazines. Pretty ladies do.

Basically, everything is going to stay the same, except we’re going to see more nipple and bush. I mean all the ladies are trying to free the nipple on Instagram and normalize body hair, because that’s what modern feminism is all about, so it doesn’t make sense for Playboy to do away with those things. No. Sense. It. Makes.

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Before “Blurred Lines” made Emily Ratajkowski famous, the busty brunette was doing art nudes for a variety of photographers and publications.

You may remember when Jonathan Leder – purveyor of vintage inspired erotica – released a book of polaroids he took of Emily, I posted about it back in April 2015?!

Anyhow, turns out Em Rat had only signed a one-time release form allowing Jonathan Leder to publish these photos in Darius Magazine. He didn’t have the right to publish the aforementioned book of polaroids, but that’s old news.

The reason this is all up in the press again is that Jonathan Leder is doing a show at the Castor Gallery and he’s showing those same Emily Ratajkowski polaroids again without the proper release forms. Dude is trying to capitalize on Em Rat’s fame and she’s not having any of it.

Check out this letter Emily’s lawyers sent to the Castor Gallery:

And here is a press release about the show:

Castor Gallery Downtown is pleased to announce an exhibition of early work by renowned photographer Jonathan Leder, featuring 120 intimate portraits shot on Polaroid film. The exhibition will run from February 9 through February 26, 2017. An opening reception will be held on Thursday Feb 9th at 254 Broome St NY, NY from 6-9 PM. The artist will be in attendance.

The photographs on view in this exhibition were taken by Leder over a five year period, and are rarely exhibited to the Public. These images, which pre-date the fame of their celebrity subjects, such as models Emily Ratajkowski and Allie Leggett, capture Leder’s process as photographer and evoke a sense of nostalgia.

This show opens with an accompanying book, Leder / Ratajkowski Collector’s Edition from Imperial Publishing.

Featuring the infamous 2012 polaroid portraits taken of Emily Ratajkowski, the model made famous in Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines” video. This exclusive signed artist edition and print will be available for purchase in the gallery.

I don’t know why Emily Ratajkowski refused to sign a Talent/Model release that would allow Jonathan Leder to show these pics. Maybe she’s doesn’t like the dude. Maybe she’s doesn’t like the pics. Maybe she wants to get paid. Whatever. It’s her goddamn right. If it is about getting paid, though. All I’ve got to say is: “Bitch better have my her money.”

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P.S. I’m aware of the irony/hypocrisy involved in showing these pictures.

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I want Pringles.

The Pringles Commercial That Was Censored During The Super Bowl (ALRINCON)

The executives and the marketing agency were shocked when the people in charge of managing commercials during the Super Bowl discarded the one they had sent to promote their brand.
“But, but… but why? I don’t understand it! We’re encouraging recycling! This is because I’m black, isn’t it?”, the campaign director said.

It’s not because he was black.

I read somewhere that if you fill your Pringles can with warm crumbled tofu it makes a pretty good masturbation sleeve.

A sex researcher and a former porn star explain why banning porn would be a bad idea. (Upworthy)

The anti-porn movement makes a number of scary-sounding claims: Men who watch porn will fall out of love with their partners; it causes them to lash out violently at women; it destroys the innocent, malleable minds of young people who view it.

The only problem is, most of this stuff is (probably) untrue.

Nicole Prause, a neuroscientist who specializes in human sexuality, says the majority of respected science reports viewing porn can have a positive, or at least a neutral, effect on a person. That hasn’t stopped opponents from twisting, ignoring, or even nearly fabricating results to say otherwise.

Same old, same old.

How Kinky Sex Might Make You More Creative (Mel Magazine)

Research suggests that BDSM can help people achieve altered states of consciousness

In the typically staid classical music section of The New York Times, readers this past February were treated to an article about kinky sex as a conduit to a more creative life. Georg Friedrich Haas, widely seen as one of the world’s leading composers, came out in the newspaper of record as a BDSM master to his wife Mollena, and credited their dynamic with helping him write his most recent, and well-reviewed, new works.

Once considered a shameful pathology, recent research has suggested BDSM can reduce anxiety and stress while promoting bonding. But could it actually make you more creative? A new study from the Science of BDSM research group at the Northern Illinois University indicates it certainly can’t hurt.

I wouldn’t mind putting a ballgag on Trump. He should be the new Gimp.

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There’s no denying that Kendall, Kylie, Ireland, Hailey, Gigi, and Bella – you know, the children of famous people – are all gorgeous as fuck, but would these people have modelling careers if they had just walked off the street and into a modelling agency?

*Do people still do that? Walk into a modelling agency or is everything handled over Instagram these days?*

Probs, not. There are a lot of gorgeous people out there and getting booked by what’s-his-face for what’s-his-name is harder than it looks.

You used to have to give Terry Richardson a blow job if you wanted to make it as a model, these days you just have to be the child of a billionaire and/or have a buttload of followers online to make it in the industry.

Where are photographers getting their blowjobs now, huh? Where? THIS IS AN IMPORTANT ISSUE! You can’t expect Uncle Bad Touch to date like a normal dude, that’s just not how it works.

Bella Hadid has never had to suck on some dude’s knob to book a gig. No one should have to suck on some dude’s knob to book a gig, but I’m all for equal treatment. If the pretty girl from the backwoods of Florida needs to get on her knees to make it as a model, I don’t see why the Hadids and the Jenners should get special treatment.

This shoot has some boob and nip, so I’m somewhat mollified. I’m not ready to get my pitchfork yet. Yet, I say.

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When it comes to sex toys I feel like dudes or people with penises get the short end of the stick. No, that is not a short dick joke. Well, maybe. It’s a little joke. A little dick joke.

Laugh all you want, but it’s true. I dare you to name more than one sex toy for dudes. How many of you said Fleshlight and then drew a blank?

Oh sure, there are other super duper sex toys for dudes, like cock rings (think Tor) and masturbation sleeves (think Tenga), but they’re not as well known as sex toys meant for women or people with clits.

The Hitachi, the Rabbitt… these are all vibes that have mainstream appeal. I’ve seen both of those in several Hollywood movies and Network TV shows.

Where are all the sex toys for dudes I ask you?!

This is where the Pulse comes in. A product by Hot Octopuss the Pulse is a masturbation sleeve that pulses against the underside of your dick creating a sensation you’ve never felt before. It’s pretty damn nifty and I wish I had a dick just so I could try it.

It’s not just for people with dicks, though. The Pulse comes in the Duo and the Solo model. The Duo is for couples and features and extra pulsating nubbin on the outside for your partner and the Solo, well, the Solo is for when you’re alone and feeling frisky.

When you first look at this contraption it’s not quite obvious what it’s for, but once you see a picture ALL becomes clear. Basically, you stick your dick into the Pulse making sure the underside of your dick (a.k.a. the frenulum) is pressed against the pulsating plate.

It’s pretty self-explanatory from there. Your dick gets hard and the wings wrap around your dick nice and snug like and then you go crazy.

If you’re using the Pulse Duo and you happen to be with a lady friend when you stick this contraption on your dick, you can try lying on top of your partner with the extra pulsating nubbin pressed against her clit. I mean… you see where I’m going with this, right?

Of course, if you’re lazy or have poor upper body strength you can have your partner jump on top and press her clit against the vibrating Pulse.

The technology behind the Pulse is pretty damn impressive. Check out these very important details!

Have I sold you on this thing yet? No, you say. Well, look at these videos and tell me if they help. Actually, I don’t care. It’s not like I’m getting a cut of their profits. This is not an affiliate post. Burn it all to hell for all I care. Burn. It. Burn it all. Just maybe let me know if you want to try the Pulse or if you have tried it that would be even better.

Leave all your opinions in the comments even if your opinion is that you like bananas. I’m not hard to please.

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The Inventor presents Pulse:

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Is this a Kate Upton comeback?! She’s on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition, which is how she rose to fame in the first place. I feel like this is a good omen. Plus, she looks goood. The covers aren’t my favorite, though. I really like the pics where she’s lying on the beach with that gold something or other wrapped around her waist. I don’t know if that counts as a swimsuit, but I like it.

I was waiting for some take out the other day when I noticed some pictures of tennis pro Eugenie Bouchard on the cover of a reputable newspaper (not). She was wearing a bikini bottom and the headline read: “Has Eugenie Bouchard Gone Too Far?”

Obviously, this was a reference to her SI photoshoot (see picture gallery below). I didn’t read the article, but it doesn’t take a genius to know that the paper was questioning whether or not Eugenie Bouchard can be taken seriously as an athlete if she does silly things like pose for a magazine in a sexy bikini.

I want to set that newspaper on fire. Not the paper, the building they work out of.

If an athlete wants to gain worldwide popularity and get paid while doing it, I don’t see why they can’t pose for Sports Illustrated. People need to get their heads out of their asses and stop trying to control what women can and cannot do with their bodies. Ugh.

P.S. Myla Dalbesio has amazing boobs.

P.P.S. Hailey Clauson turns me on.

P.P.P.S. Danielle Herrington is my favorite.

Kate Upton covers:

Kate Upton:

Eugenie Bouchard:

Caroline Wozniacki:

Serena Williams:

Chrissy Teigen:

Ashley Graham:

Nina Agdal:

Hailey Clauson:

Ana De Paula (Body paint):

Lais Ribeiro:

Hunter McGrady (Body paint):

Kelly Gale:

Mia Kang:

Vita Sidorkina:

Myla Dalbesio:

Hannah Ferguson:

Hannah Davis:

Samantha Hoopes:

Bo Krsmanovic:

McKenna Berkley (Body paint):

Bianca Balti:

Alexa Ray Joel:

Lisa-Marie Jaftha (Body paint):

Danielle Herrington:

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I’m usually not crazy about Nina Agdal. She’s pretty enough, but she doesn’t really do anything for me. Attraction is difficult to pin down. Leo DiCaprio is pretty smitten with the blonde Victoria’s Secret model, however, so I’m sure she’s not crying herself to sleep due to lack of interest from yours truly.

That said, Agdal recently did a shoot for Maxim and she posted a shot to Instagram that is pretty damn fucking wow (see header pic and gallery bellow). I really hope that is a view Leo gets to see every day.

Issa #FruitRollUp u eat those? – Shades by the great #AlexanderMcQueen

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Nicki Minaj is the best fruit rollup.

To all the single HAPPY BELATED VALENTINES cause we don’t celebrate we just fuck

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Gina Valentina can be my Valentine.

#sexsells #bigthingscoming #hiphop @ed_ape @jshotti

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Abigayle Rockette continues to knock me out.

@maximmag @gilles_bensimon

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What did I tell you? Nina Agdal is wow!

What are your #ThursdayThoughts?

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Jenna Sativa is inspiring many dirty thoughts.

Clark Kent fantasy ??

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Alex Grey has dat ass.

@chadwicktyler

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Ali Michael is my new foot fetish.

Can just make out the shape of the photographer reflected in my butt. #latex for fetishkitsch.com

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Ingrid Mouth looks like a latex doll. Look at that bum!

A sign of a beautiful person is that they always see beauty in others @drewdaileyimages

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I definitely see the beauty in Phoenix Skye.

Keishaxxx.com

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Keisha Grey has mastered the come hither look.

Jungle baby by @riccphoto

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Angelina Boyko likes bananas and I’m running out of things to write.

And my Patreon is live! Patreon.com/katopunk Link is in my bio. Thank you to all of you who encouraged me to make one. I look forward to shooting weekly videos for you all. #stylerotica #butt #sexy #hot #thighhighs #babe #lingerie

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Kato Punk is pretty!

#teenyb

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Leanna Decker is everyone’s favorite redhead.

@lunamaelondon @richardbernardin

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Marlijn Hoe is looking fierce in that lingerie outfit.

Mmmmm sweaty.

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Sara Luvv is making sweat look good.

Dear abs be here in form by summer #amen

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Vicki Chase is goals.

@jeromeduran #bahia #brazil #2017 swim in the sea go on roadtrips count the stars find true love be free✨

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Brittani Bader is another banana lover.

Getting the final #DaniDanielsLingerie samples in this week! SO FUCKING EXCITED!!!!! There’s 69 pieces….

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Dani Daniels looks so pretty in black lingerie.

Post Valentine’s Day bonus! ❤ Shot by @alonzaphotography

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Mosh is a banana.

#namaste ✨

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Vanessa Veracruz has the cutest pussy.

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Valentine’s Day has come and gone, but that doesn’t mean that you have to stop giving your man lap dances. Yes, that’s right. I said “your man,” it could be “your woman” or “your person of fluid gender” it doesn’t really matter. What matters here is that that person is “yours” and that you calls them “yours” on a regular basis, because that’s not creepy at all.

Sydney Pole knows that giving a good lap dance is a skill you can put to good use all year round.

If you’re in the Sydney, Australia region I suggest you take a class at the Sydney Pole studio to get the best out of your lap dance education. However, if like me you live across the world from Australia consider checking out the following video to learn all the sweet and nasty lap dance tricks you can cram under your belt.

Giving a good lap dance really is a skill you can put to use all your life. You never know when it could come in handy. Put that ish on your resume and say goodbye to unemployment. Sure, you might have to deal with gross people wanting to rub their junk on you, but then you get to rub your junk in their face so it’s a win win.

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Meet the 2 porn stars who owe America 500,000 blowjobs (The Daily Dot)

Phillips was reasonably upset because she had a lot on the line. Her bet was for the fifth-ever Team BJ, a semi-regular event where porn stars choose a public competition and bet the house—the house being all a blowjob for everyone who follows the stars on Twitter. It’s been done for the World Cup, the NBA playoffs, and as a last-ditch effort to swing the vote for Hillary Clinton.

[…]

I know what you are thinking: They’re not really gonna blow 500,00 people. This was all a PR stunt, right?

Nope. The event is taking place on March 15 in Las Vegas, and anyone who follows the two on Twitter is welcome. Willing participants will need to take an STD test in the week leading up to the event, but that’s about it. More so, the two are embracing the massive potential turnout.

“I don’t care how many dicks show up,” said Valentina. “If [500,000 dicks] show up, we [will] spread the event over several days.”

While the name of event implies Team BJ is only for men, Valentina and Phillips want women to know they welcome. In fact, they’re encouraged.

That is a lot of blowjobs.

I would not want to follow through on that bet.

Man, 76, Shot Wife In Butt Over Lack of Sex (The Smoking Gun)

Angered that he had yet to consummate his six-month-old marriage, a 76-year-old Florida man allegedly shot his new bride in the buttocks, according to police who arrested the septuagenarian for felony domestic violence.

Donald Royce […] was arrested Saturday night after firing a pair of shots at his 62-year-old spouse in the bedroom of the couple’s Lehigh Acres residence. He is being held in the Lee County jail in lieu of $100,000 bail. […]

During questioning by cops, Royce said that he had been arguing with his wife about their sleeping arrangements when he decided to fire into the bed to scare her. But Royce said he missed the mattress, instead striking the victim in the hip and buttocks.

“Donald then stated he only wanted to shoot the mattress but was upset when he realized he had shot his wife,” an investigator noted. When sheriff’s deputies first arrived at his home, Royce declared, “I shot her and the gun is in my room.”

And this is why we are doomed as a species.

What Every Generation Gets Wrong About Sex (Time)

But America hasn’t transformed into the “sex-affirming culture” TIME predicted it would half a century ago, either. Today, just as in 1964, sex is all over our TV screens, in our literature and infused in the rhythms of popular music. A rich sex life is both a necessity and a fashion accessory, promoted as the key to good health, psychological vitality and robust intimate relationships. But sex also continues to be seen as a sinful and corrupting force: a view that is visible in the ongoing ideological battles over abortion and birth control, the discourses of abstinence education, and the treatment of survivors of rape and sexual assault.

If the sexual revolutionaries of the 1960s made a mistake, it was in assuming that these two ideas – that sex is the origin of all sin, and that it is the source of human transcendence – were inherently opposed, and that one could be overcome by pursuing the other. The “second sexual revolution” was more than just a change in sexual behavior. It was a shift in ideology: a rejection of a cultural order in which all kinds of sex were had (un-wed pregnancies were on the rise decades before the advent of the Pill), but the only type of sex it was acceptable to have was married, missionary and between a man and a woman. If this was oppression, it followed that doing the reverse — that is to say, having lots of sex, in lots of different ways, with whomever you liked — would be freedom.

Blah, blah, blah, sex.

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In this day and age news is on a 24 hour cycle. If it happened last week it’s already old news, so I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU SAY, 2015 IS OLD ENOUGH FOR A THROW BACK. I DO WHAT I WANT. OKAY. Okay.

I’m glad that’s settled and we’ve come to an agreement. I wouldn’t want you Peepz to miss out on this Plastik Magazine photoshoot featuring Miley Cyrus and her pubes.

Ahhhh, it’s been a while and I almost forgot how much I like Miley’s tight little body. I know Miley can be a polarizing figure around these parts, but you all gotta admit she looks good naked.

I kind of envy Liam-what’s-his-face, because he has access to Miley’s womb room on the regular.

Speaking of the womb room, I kind of want to give my bedroom door a makeover. Who needs a proper door when you can have a vadge? Next step is covering my entire room in plush pink carpeting, because that is the most vagina room I can imagine.

Vagina. Vagina, vagina. Vagina. Vagina. Vagina. Vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina. Vagina. Vagina, vagina, vagina. Vagina. Vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina. Vagina, vagina. Vagina, vagina, vagina. Vagina.

I hope Miley Cyrus pulls a Kate Moss and stays forever naked in magazines for as long as magazines exist. Come to think of it, they have similar body types. Small, tight bodies that do not quit!

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The winner here is Irina Shayk. The women is stupid gorgeous, you know, so gorgeous that looking at her renders you stupid.

There are other models in these “Unseen Images” by Sante D’Orazio, but they all pale in comparison to Shayk. The women is resplendent. I don’t know when these pictures where taken, but I like to imagine she had just gotten impregnated by Bradley Cooper and the fact that his seed was beginning to take root in her womb made her look at the camera like a lioness on the Sahara desert trying to protect her young.

That’s right, Irina is pregnant with Bradley Cooper’s child. They haven’t officially confirmed the pregnancy yet, but pictures don’t lie.

Bradley Cooper and Irina Shayk celebrated Valentine’s Day with a long walk and picnic on the beach. #california #bradrina #irinashayk #bradleycooper #picoftheday #back #losangeles #hollywood #cute #mothertobe #supermodel #babe #love #pregnant #happy #babyonboard #babyonboard #beach #valentines #day #picnic #parents #parentstobe

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Okay, pictures definitely lie, but in this case they’re right on the money. Irina Shayk and Bradley Cooper are with child and I for one hope. to. god. they do a pregnancy photoshoot. A pregnancy photoshoot where Irina is wearing next to nothing… or, better yet, nothing.

Models: Maryna Linchuk, Irina Shayk, Nina Agdal, Gigi Hadid, Lily Donaldson, Amina Blue & Joan Smalls.

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I was watching a talk show the other day, they had a professional skier on as a guest who in his early 30s is already considered an old timer in the game. He was talking about how his knees are basically finished.

I mean, the way he was talking it’s as if any day now his body would fail and he would crumble to the floor in a heap of brittle bones and torn ligaments. And this was someone who’s in peak physical shape.

Clearly, working out is good for your bod, but putting yourself through strenuous and repeated physical movement is harmful as fuck. Athletes aren’t the only people affected by this kind of body damage – hello! – pornstars also put their bodies through strenuous physical activity for a living.

The pains and tribulations of porn is something we hardly ever talk about, but XXX star Andre Shakti wrote an article called “No One in the Porn Industry Likes a Broken Vagina” for Rewire, which is about that very subject.

It’s a great read and I highly recommend it. It talks about the pressures porn can put on a body and how difficult it can be to get treatment due to lack of insurance. As Shakti puts it, pornstars are basically contract “sexual athletes” and as such they don’t get health coverage.

Even if pornstars did get appropriate coverage, it can be difficult to seek treatment in an industry where you have to appear to be in top physical form. Don’t even get me started on the way medical professionals treat sex workers if and when they do eventually get treatment!

Andre Shakti‘s pre-work routine is freaking hardcore:

I topped off my vitamin cocktail with a few citrus bioflavonoids, which are said to strengthen capillaries and reduce bruising, for good measure. While I ate, I strapped an ice pack and half a dozen therapeutic e-stim pads to the area around my right knee to reduce pain and inflammation from an old meniscus injury. Afterward, I spent 15 minutes stretching, then another 15 minutes strategically applying kinesiology tape to support my knee. Then I hopped in the shower, applying a face mask and a deep conditioning treatment to my hair while I diligently shaved my entire body.

After my shower, I laid on the cold linoleum floor of my bathroom and checked my genitals with a hand mirror to make sure I hadn’t missed any stray hairs. I then rehearsed my enema routine, alternating positions from floor to toilet for an additional 10 minutes until I was “cleaned out,” before shoving a few triangular makeup sponges up my vagina. I had gotten my period the day before, and this way I could still receive penetration without any visible blood or tampon strings. I precociously staged several bags of Epsom salts for my evening soak and texted my massage therapist to confirm our session the following afternoon. Finally, I tossed clothes on, grabbed a small suitcase, my knee brace, and my orthopedic cane, and fled out the front door to work.

You’d think Shakti was getting ready for a Rugby match. The physical demands of porn are freaking outrageous! I have a better understanding of what pornstars have to go through.

Just the other day, I was reading about Dani Daniels and how she chose to dial down the number of porn scenes she’s filming, because of the toll they were starting to take on her body after all these years. Obviously, she listed other reasons for dialing back on porn, but the body thing makes so much more sense now.

The reason I really like Andre Shakti’s article about the physical demands of porn and the stress being a sex worker can put on someone’s body is that she doesn’t just point out all the problems pornstars face, she actually lists solutions!

To sum it up, employers should offer better employment contracts including safer work conditions as well as workers comp; organizations offering health services to sex workers need better funding; medical professionals need to be educated on how to interact and treat sex workers; and the cost of health care needs to be more affordable for all marginalized groups. BAM! That’s it. Problem solved, sorta.

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The other day I was watching a commercial. I don’t know what they were selling. Yogourt, maybe. It doesn’t matter. What matters is that the woman on screen was contemplating eating something and what finally got her to say yes was that that she has lost 1 millimeter around her ass, which means she was doing good on her weight loss journey and it was okay for her to treat herself with what I’m guessing was a nonfat yogourt.

I couldn’t believe what I was hearing, because HAVEN’T WE ALL AGREED THAT PHAT ASSES ARE THE BEST ASSES?! I thought we had finally agreed on something that was a universal truth and that we could stop all the arguing and the yelling, but it turns out #NotAllBodies and #NotAllTastes.

It’s okay. I get it. Small can be nice too. Petite with a small ass and small tits, Anya Olsen falls right into that category and that’s awesome. Small can be beautiful too! Actually, all sarcasm and snark aside Anya’s boobs are phenomenal. I really like the way they’re shaped. Every time I look at a picture of her tits, the first thing I want to do is cup them in my hands. Obviously, this is impossible to do since we’re talking about 2D imagery here, but a girl can dream.

P.S. Anya Olsen’s favorite sex position is “face down, ass up,” which is something I can totally relate to. Like totally.

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One book to rule them all, one book to find them, one book to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

First, Sex Ed. Then Death Ed. (The New York Times)

As I started in, 13 girls watched me with trepidation. I knew I needed to bring in the words they were dreading right away, so that we could move on to the important stuff. “Penis and vagina,” I said, and there were nervous giggles. A pencil dropped to the floor. With the pressure released, I moved on to talking about contraception, saying no, saying yes, pregnancy, sexually transmitted diseases, even roofies. By the end of the hour, hands were held urgently in the air, and my daughter’s head had emerged from behind her backpack.

Sexual education programming was promoted by the National Education Association as far back as 1892 as a necessary part of a national education curriculum. As information spread and birth control became increasingly available, unwanted pregnancies dropped, and rates of S.T.D.s plummeted. In this case, knowledge really is power.

Good idea, but what exactly does death ed look like? I should probably read the whole article – Wait here…

Amanda Knox: What Romance in Prison Actually Looks Like (Broadly)

My introduction to Leny was less fortuitous. Every day, Leny watched me jog around the yard (a rectangular outdoor area roughly a quarter of the size of a football field), and eventually worked up the nerve to say hello. I was cautiously friendly. We walked the perimeter together. She told me she was a lesbian and I told her I was straight. Leny told me about how, in Italy, she had experienced a lot of judgement and closed-mindedness. I sympathized. When I was 14, a rumor went around my Catholic high school that I was a lesbian, alienating me from everyone but a small group of my classmates. Later, I became an LGBTQ ally and helped found the Gay-Straight Alliance at my high school. When I told her that, Leny grinned ear-to-ear. Afterwards, she scampered, puppy-like, alongside me as I paced the exercise yard—the next day, and the day after that, and eventually every day.

Amanda Knox, yes that Amanda Knox wrote a piece for Broadly (a.k.a. Vice’s “women” friendly branch off) about prison romances. I don’t know what to make of it.

100 MUST-READ SEX EDUCATION BOOKS (FOR GROWN-UPS) (Book Riot)

Curvy Girl Sex: 101 Body-Positive Positions to Empower Your Sex Life by Elle Chase: “Who says you have to be a size 6 to have the best sex of your life? Curvy Girl Sex is here to show you that regardless of size, shape, or flexibility you CAN get creative and have satisfying, sultry, sensual sex! Sex educator Elle Chase covers sex positions from basic to advanced, specific challenges faced as plus-sized lovers, and precise tips, tricks and techniques that cater to your big, beautiful body.”

One day I will read through them all. ALL!

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Let’s face it, most inventions are eventually used in a perverted way. Take the internet, for instance. Wasn’t the internet developed for military purposed so all the army Peepz could communicate with each other? But then it gained mainstream attention, because people realized it could be used for porn. Basically we can thank pervs for making the internet so widely available.

I mean, since Peepz were already spending so much time online looking at naked bodies they took the time to make it more efficient. Ta-da, now we’ve got smartphones and we can’t function without them, because everything we need is on there.

It’s the same story with drones. The first drone was invented by the military to bomb people, but now pervs have made drones more widely available, because they’ve realized they can use the little flying buggers to spy on naked people. Ta-da, now you can buy a drone at Best Buy.

It’s no good, though, because that kind of shit can get you arrested, which is exactly what happened to a couple from Utah. A mother of six (mentioning her six kids makes her seem like more of a degenerate) and her boyfriend have been charged with misdemeanor voyeurism.

One of the people being spied on by Terisha Lee Norvie and Aaron Foote noticed the drone hovering outside their window, which prompted them to capture the flying aircraft once it landed in the parking lot of a nearby church. After inspecting the drone, the victim found multiple recordings of people, which was taken from outside their residences.

Unfortunately the drone also captured footage of Aaron Foote operating the drone, as well as footage of his pickup truck, which made it real easy for the cops to identify the culprits and bring forth charges.

The lesson here kids is that if you’re using a drone to spy on people through their bathroom and bedroom windows, don’t be stupid enough to film yourself doing it!

Check out this video, because I like voyeurism as much as the next guy, but it’s much more fun when it’s consensual:

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If someone asked me which sex position guys prefer and I was basing my answer on what I’ve learned through the media instead of using my personal experience, I would definitely answer “doggy” with “reverse cowgirl” as a close second.

Funny story, I once knew a woman who would never do doggy, because she thought that doggy style was always anal. I disabused her of that notion, but no word on whether she went on to do doggy, because we stopped being friends. For the record, the end of our friendship had nothing to do with her lack of sexual knowledge.

It’s always good to be informed, though, and if you think doggy is the same as anal you definitely need to do some reading. At the very least do some reading. For God’s sake.

Some of you are dude, so tell me: Is doggy your favorite position or not? As Cosmo been lying to me all these years?

According to an article I just read on The Frisky, dudes aren’t as crazy about doggy as we’re led to believe for a multitude of reasons. One, it’s hard on the knees. Two, rug burns suck. Three, it feels too good and dudes cum too fast. Four, it’s not very rhythmic. Five, queefs are gross.

Riiight, I’m not sure about this reasoning. True doggy is hard no the knees, but so are a lot of other positions and I can guarantee that doggy is a lot harder on the knees of the person who is on all fours, so what do dudes have to complain about? They can just stand on the edge of the bed and level their bodies that way. Problem solved.

Rug burns do suck! I remember the first time I got rug burns. I was still in grade school… maybe junior high and my bedroom was carpeted at the time. I was lying on the floor rubbing one out and when I was done I couldn’t figure out what happened to my knees. That day I learned that the friction that felt so good on my clit didn’t feel so good on my knees.

Strangely enough, I have since learned how to move my body in such as way as to not get rug burns. It’s really not that hard. Also, getting rid of that rug helped. GET RID OF ALL RUGS, I say!

It feels too good?! Okay, I buy that, but the person writing this article said it feels too good, because it’s such an intimate position and creates a lot of skin to skin contact, which is a huge turn on. Wait, what? Every person I’ve ever heard complain about this position says the reason they don’t like it is because it’s NOT an intimate position and it DOESN’T have lots of skin to skin contact.

And that last complaint about queefs, what the fuck? If you’re so immature that you’re bothered by the sounds bodies make while they’re having sex maybe you shouldn’t be having sex. I mean, COME ON?! Queefs are one of two things, no big deal or funny, and neither of those options make for a bad sexual encounter. *Lola drops mic and walks away*

*Lola comes back* Shit, I forgot about the rhythm complaint. According the The Frisky the reason why Believe It or Not, Guys Aren’t That Into Doggy-Style is because the position lacks proper rhythm. Really? Apparently ladies find it hard to keep their balance while being pounded from behind. *Gently rests forehead on desk* Besides missionary, doggy is probably the easiest position in which to keep your balance.

Being on all fours is super stable, I mean, that’s why babies crawl on all fours before learning to walk, precisely because it’s much easier to keep your balance on four limbs rather than two. Duh.Check out this video, because doggy deserves some love after all those negatives:

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People have been waiting to see Natalie Portman naked ever since she made her on screen debut across from Jean Reno in Leon (a.k.a. The Professional). Noooooooo! I did not just say that. She was twelve in that movie. That’s definitely not what I meant.

What I meant to say is that people have been waiting to see Natalie Portman naked for an appropriate amount of time in relation to her age. Let’s see, she was born in 1981, which means she turned 18 in 1999 and according to IMDB (did you guys here the closed the IMDB message boards?) she was doing Star Wars Episode One around that time, so people have been waiting to see Natalie Portman naked ever since Phantom Menace.

Sigh, that sentence sounded so much better when it was a good movie.

Anyhow, point is Natalie Portman is a woman people would like to see naked, but she’s never been the kind of actress who’s into gratuitous nudity. It’s not like she’s been clothed from head to toe all her adult life. We’ve seem one or two nip slip and then there’s that time she was sunbathing on a beach topless, but that’s pretty much it as far as boobs go.

As for her ass, we saw her ass cheeks in Closer, or did we? Natalie is rumored to have used a body double in Closer, as well as Your Highness and Goya’s Ghost, all of which showed glimpses of Portman’s bum cheeks.

Like I said, Portman is not a fan of onscreen nudity. There is only one exception to that rule and it’s the very quick (blink and you’ll miss it) shot of Natalie’s naked-but-covered bod in Wes Anderson’s short Hotel Chevalier.

Portman who hasn’t had a significant or, you know, a good role since Black Swan has a new movie coming out where you can see her lying face down on a beach in the nude. All the naughty bits are covered, but we can finally say Natalie Portman has appeared nude in a film.

Everyone go see Planetarium STAT or save yourself the trouble and check out the photo gallery below!

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I was driving home last night and some jagoff on the highway was tailgating me hardcore. He was driving a semi truck and he was so close to me that his lights were completely blinding me. I knew the fucker wanted me to sped up, but I was following the limit and it was raining so I wasn’t in the mood to fuck around.

Instead of pulling over and letting this asshole pull ahead I decided that the logical and prudent thing to do was slow the fuck down. Oh boy, this dude was pissed. We played this game where every time he started tailgating me I would slow down. I was enjoying it, but apparently the game wasn’t high stakes enough for him, because he decided to get as close to my car as humanly possible and then turn his high beams on.

Neither of us ended up in the ditch, which is the best thing I can say about the whole ordeal. I hope he gets pegged hard.

going back 2 LA march 11-21 … who wants to shoot ?! 🤗 photo by @mikelrob

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intimate. the pillow talk series with @nicolethorne

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SO HAPPY TO FINALLY SHARE!!! 2/2 Out now in @lionsmag thank you to the amazing team for putting this project together and creating something beautiful. Film by @cvongsawat photography by @javieroddo Hair+MU @betsyelisabeauty @red_models @nologowomen

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The time that @mj_day got me naked on the beach in Curaçao and taught me the secret of the “hand bra” 🤗Not that I need much convincing, but if you’re gonna strip for anyone she is the best and most supportive candidate ✨ photo by @wattsupphoto and big ups to my #sisisters @darciebaum and @ja_neyney for cheering me on @Anthonycristianosalon @christinecherbonnier #siswimsuit2017

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Another from yesterday with @meli.kai

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I got your number ❤️ @dreamstatelive wearing @yandy #makeup #model #hair #love #swimsuit #swimwear #bikini #strikeapose

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On my way to @camsoda ‘s house cuz tonight I’ll be live on @camsodalive at 8pm eastern Ima be a little late cuz of traffic but I’m on my way

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@julesjordanx he’s da best ❤️

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You taste like a dream I never want to wake up from @matchsticktj

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How many times can you vote? The limit does not exist Please keep voting for me for the @si_swimsuit model search! Vote every day and please share the link with your friends! If the link isn’t working on your phone you can use a laptop or tablet the link is just si.com/modelsearch or click the link in my bio I can’t do it without you guys thank you for all your love and support #siswim

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A Special Thanks to @lasermepleasemiami for getting me flawless right before my photoshot. Can’t wait for my next visit to Flawless Icon Med Spa. Lose unwanted inches in minutes. It felt like 1000 crunches #flawlessicon #bodyright #skintightening #musclestimulation #celebritybestkeptsecret #1MedSpa #Slayher #weightmanagement #flawlessbeauty

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I’m so excited to be March #cherryofthemonth Check out my Interview and scene http://cherrypimps.com/twitter @cherrypimps

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Riley Nixon is a pansexual pornstar from Manitoba (that’s in Canada, yo) whose good looks and shaved head has garnered her a lot of attention in the adult industry. Very little is know about her personal life, but from what I’ve gathered she’s approx 20-years-old and has, at one time or another, gone under the alias Riley Cruise.

Yeah, I know. That’s not much to go on. She’s GORGEOUS, though. I mean, seriously hot! The shaved head only makes her facial features stand out more if you ask me. It’s a look that really works for her. I don’t understand why Blacked made her wear a wig. The blonde wig makes her fade into the sea of blondes that have worked with the Greg Lansky imprints (Blacked, Tushy, Vixen). Bleh.

With that body and the shaved head she reminds me a little of Lily Labeau, which coming from me is a huge compliment. HUGE.

I’m a little bit in love.

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